Also, technically 10 percent of 4 years is very close to 5 months, and in the scheme is around .5 years, so we agree lol

Upvote .5?

3.5

I'm not sure you need to be too "up" on Broadway to know the Music Man. It was written about 60 years ago.

Abbreviated down to "Dr. FaRts"

See above comment to CaliCheese

Wow. This is spot on. You got everything from the self-aggrandizement to the skipping-stone change of subject to the whining self-pity.

The Calvin and Hobbes classic "Verbing weirds language."

Made me think of the Family Guy "Brian goes back to college"

Mr. Rogers would like a word with you.

Oh god! Galactus showed up, and he's wearing 1980's NBA shorts!

They're fun! Just look at them go!

Where do you think they lifted the look from?

Well, not to dismiss or downplay it, but… Maybe people should stop using slurs?

Which wouldn't have happened if I hadn't gone back in time…

The first 10 pages are blank so you can write in your own recipes.

Apparently no one noticed my spelling.

War of Northern aggregation.

You still have a FB page that lets people other than you post on it?

I would have taken a nacho.