Let's never wish to be from Missouri again.

Let's never wish to be from Missouri again.

Be fair to the animator. Stride probably said "It can look 60% like actual boobs—but no more!"

Be fair to the animator. Stride probably said "It can look 60% like actual boobs—but no more!"

Boo to your spam, @twitter-774676093:disqus . Was the ultratargeted Jen Kirkman spam worth the ten clicks and the zero A/V Club readers suckered in once they got there? No, clearly not. The terrorists have won this day.

Boo to your spam, @twitter-774676093:disqus . Was the ultratargeted Jen Kirkman spam worth the ten clicks and the zero A/V Club readers suckered in once they got there? No, clearly not. The terrorists have won this day.

Ah well, you got a shirt to keep you warm, and you liked the design. Plus: memento. Regret nothing. Girlfriends look great in borrowed Hard Rock t-shirts (even better if it's your girlfriend and your t-shirt).

Ah well, you got a shirt to keep you warm, and you liked the design. Plus: memento. Regret nothing. Girlfriends look great in borrowed Hard Rock t-shirts (even better if it's your girlfriend and your t-shirt).

"It'll have you in stitches!" — Several patients

"It'll have you in stitches!" — Several patients

I wanted to disagree, but my laughter supported your argument.

I wanted to disagree, but my laughter supported your argument.

As I remember my straight edge years, that's half of the experience.

As I remember my straight edge years, that's half of the experience.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Tell us more about this Man Men show. Is it good, or have too many people heard of it?

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus Tell us more about this Man Men show. Is it good, or have too many people heard of it?

@avclub-5bbc67c39fbdf1c74e28b86c595f6e4a:disqus I'll counterbalance your depression with an uplifting ventroloquist story. In 2005 I moved back to NYC from just outside city limits and started visiting open mics to try my hand at stand-up. 
So I'm at one of the emptier open mics I've attended: the bartender, the…

@avclub-5bbc67c39fbdf1c74e28b86c595f6e4a:disqus I'll counterbalance your depression with an uplifting ventroloquist story. In 2005 I moved back to NYC from just outside city limits and started visiting open mics to try my hand at stand-up. 
So I'm at one of the emptier open mics I've attended: the bartender, the…

I like to pretend Todd is just Landry when he finally left Dillon and had that interesting future Mrs. Coach promised him.

I like to pretend Todd is just Landry when he finally left Dillon and had that interesting future Mrs. Coach promised him.