Ya, but the average NFL fan wouldn’t be able to read and understand what you so eloquently wrote.

I love the bewildered looks on his teammates’ faces.

Darren Rovell considers this erotic fan fiction.

Take your star, you dirty fucker.

Maybe they should make a film about Sith Lords getting stuck in a shopping center on Coruscant. I personally would love to see Maulrats.

Remember folks, doxxing is bad unless it’s done against people you disagree with nazis.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

Tiger really has to be careful around a hot mic.

The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

It’s that time of year again, when the portable shitters fly back north for the summer.

In the internet age, it’s rare to see a telephone toughguy anymore.

We arrived at work this morning to find this fantastic message, left by a caller in the Bay Area

[O]nce I blow your organization through, uh let’s just say, social media hell...

Can’t wait to hear this discussed on The Ringer’s newest podcast “The Rehireables.”

The season before Shaq joined, Chris Webber would join as a fourth panelist from time to time and he was multitudes better and actually added to the dynamic.

Charles Barkley And Shaq Got Each Other Steaming Mad By Yelling About Some Stupid Shit

Not giving the Chuckster a pass, but my god, Shaq is the worst. He makes that show infinitely worse.

Twitter is basically 4chan with a decent mobile app, so.