No character profile on Kelly? You jealous dick.

He's not fat, but good job reinforcing the stereotype that black people can't swim.

You can see the thought process going through Johnny Football's head: "Oh, Fuck. This is going to be on Deadspin tomorrow."

I have my doubts about the validity of this story; Walsh may be blind but anyone would recognize Mariotti by his overwhelming scent of Drakkar Noir.

I feel like it gets a little weird down near the bottom. The new grille is great, I just feel like they could've executed the lower intake/fog light area a little better.

Say what you will about Tim Kurkjian, but by god, If everyone in our country loved each other with the same genuine passion and optimism as Tim Kurkjian has for baseball, I strongly believe we would not have any crime in our society.

I don't get all the hate.

Shouldn't Boris Diaw be celebrating with his teammates?

Are we all really sure that Kevin Durant isn't like... a complete moron?

Anytime you call a player a product of the system, it seems that you're detracting from what they've accomplished on the floor, no?

I'm a vegetarian, and *I* think you're a dick.

I never comment, but had to share this story.

This is a great story.

F*ck you and your "Cavs/Ehlo".

The beauty of this is that the issue resolves itself. It only takes 1 or 2 long renditions to your wife detailing a video game triumph for her to learn to never ask again, because she sure as shit doesn't want to have to listen to that again!

That's a great part of being a kid is you can legitimately celebrate a hard-fought video game sporting achievement. When you're an adult on a cross-country flight getting a hole-in-one on Mario Golf on the 3DS, you have to do so with Tom Brokaw-like seriousness, or when you wife asks you why you're in a such a good…

K, I'm a Milwaukee resident and lived about half a block from the Nomad for over a year. I want to absolutely assure you, this place is as bad as it sounds.

"... then criticize Whitlock for only going after that type of talent."

Qdoba is like a bag of Andy's Hot Fries and Chipotle is like Alison Brie's tits.

Forget that. Suspensions or start the next game with a technical.