The lesson here is to email Elon Musk offering whatever rando services you can think of because he’s so rich he’ll probably just pay you. 

Tom,

I’d actually be into the Avalon TRD if it had about 75 more hp. A car that big should be able to rip. 

Came here to say this. They rode him like crazy and he stepped up in every single game. A total workhorse. He actually seemed to really enjoy his time in Milwaukee, too. I’ll always appreciate the heck out of him for the excitement of that postseason. Great pitcher. Great guy. 

Hashtag. 

holy fuck

I think it looks amazing and will sell a vital organ in order to buy one. 

Lots of low-mileage AWD Infiniti Q50's out there. Looks decent, has some luxury features, and, per his criteria, isn’t an SUV.

I mean, that last throw was really good. 

Just traveled there recently. 90 minutes to get from the terminal TO our cab. Not to our destination. Just to the cab. 

CRAGGS??

I know you don’t need validation from dumb internet commenters like me, but I just came here to say that this was a great read.  

Wait hold the fuck on. This is going to be available in the U.S.? 

FWIW, your writing has never been better. Glad you’re still with us. 

I think this is a really good looking car that will age nicely, but goddamn what a travesty of a steering wheel that is. 

I think it looks good as hell and I’m not afraid to admit it. 

I have to ask, if it was just a hobby, why not just post via the Fan Posts on the site, as opposed to agreeing to be an editor? Those get plenty of eyeballs. 

This is suburban hell in car form. 

Thank you for your valuable contribution to this conversation. 

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