Here’s the thing about that last part though: There are people - many of whom I live amongst in Missouri - who will gladly accept the occasional wonton slaughter of children if it means not voting in a democrat.

You said it would be expensive and difficult. Something tells me if it was your child who had bled out on a linoleum floor that you wouldn’t mind how much a solution would cost or hard it would be to implement. But regardless, I am not an engineer but I firmly believe there is an area in this debate that lies between…

But if you have a better solution, I’d be all ears. Unless of course you’re just here to poo poo other people’s ideas.

Correct. They don’t currently have a battery. But with all the technological resources we have in this country, I believe something along these lines is possible.

My phone can be tracked at any point. Tell me why manufacturing guns with built-in geotags that lock them up in public places is a bad idea. Guns cost more, gun fanatics can still buy, hunters aren’t affected, and the NRA still makes money. Also: Schools don’t get sprayed with bullets.

Sounds like a 96 Civic with a Folgers can on the back.

I’m just here to say this was excellent and that I’m glad you’re writing for this site.

I work for a spiffy ad agency. Can confirm this is more or less how it goes.

Have you seen the depreciation used ones are taking though? You can get a Red Sport 400 for under 35k with only a handful of miles on them. I’d take one of those over a 45k Kia any day of the week.

On one hand, this would make the outcome of the NBA season even less dramatic than it’s likely to be now, but on the other hand - and as someone who loves seeing chaos ensue - this would be fucking awesome and I hope it happens.

Do we know what the interior space is? Been looking at Ridgelines due to its legroom/hip room advantage versus Colorado.

They have a ton of popular podcasts with advertisers. I believe they make most of their money that way.

I actively visit the site because I believe good writers should have an outlet and, for as up his own ass as Simmons can be, he’s done an admirable job at giving those writers and outlet and paying them for it. That’s all to say I believe in what the Ringer stands for and want to support it but goddamn does most the…

He just needs stop writing. There was a time where he could pull off what was, at the very least, an entertaining column, but Drew’s right - he’s been told ‘yes’ too many times at this point that he believes all his ideas are good ideas. That all said, I still enjoy his podcast quite a bit. The Cousin Sal shows are…

Who is submarining their team’s amazing talent more, Jason Kidd or Ty Lue?

Trading KP at the time seemed crazy, but based on the way Markkanen has looked so far, maybe Phil Jackson knew what he was doink.

This comment deserves more love.

Craggs!!

Ha, we just did this, but we made a giant cave/fort that we ‘decorated’ with a bunch of crafts and shit. My daughter’s 2 1/2 and was super into it.

They make corner protectors for tables. Granted, they don’t look awesome, but they do a good job at protecting kids from bonking their heads.