It's weird because you'd think the NFL Network would (should?) have better talent - or at least - equally as good talent (and production value) as ESPN. But they don't. It's not even close. NFLN is fucking horrible. It's a network built largely on hiring ex players who can't think or talk coherently for more than 10…

I mean, it's not like they peed in someone's pool.

Not sure what the big deal is. Chokin' hoes is just #HartfordLife

As someone who, in his college years, served time as a pizza slinger at a local Italian restaurant, I can indeed confirm the crust shrinkage theory. I know the science doesn't completely add up, but even today when I bake my own pizzas at home (DON'T FUCKING CALL THEM PIES) I'll roll the dough out to an inch over the…

This is going to be tough for Miami fans who don't know half the Heat's real names in the first place.

Well, both really. I'd prefer not to substitute meat with pastas and breads because excessive carbohydrates are really no better than excessive meats. I actually like vegetables quite a bit, but I need them to be filling and healthy. For instance, my wife and I make stuffed peppers every once in awhile with arborio…

Albert, It's not that I enjoy greasy, shitty meatstuffs. I actually - wait for it - exercise quite a bit (a rarity in Wisconsin) that makes me hungry as all hell. The issue with that is that even when I eat vegetables, I have to eat All The Vegetables to even come close to feeling full. Beans I suppose offer a veggie…

It's only a stupid decision if you're 100% sure Harbaugh would have indeed kicked a field goal instead of saying, "Fuck these guys, we're going for it." I think we all know which direction he would have gone (seeing as though he did it later in the game). Not to mention, it was pretty well obvious by that point that…

Christ. What's next, peanut butter between two slices of American cheese?

Yeah, I thought the closet defecator was a given.

Simmons: Just ran the trade machine. Hugh Douglas for Jason Whitlock. WHO SAYS NO TO THIS??

No Rex Grossman? For real?

I thought that was a screenshot from the new Hunger Games movie. That looks like Philip Seymore Hoffman talking to Liam Hemsworth.

I always listened to Lombardi on those Podcasts and every time I ended up being pissed off at his complete lack of knowledge. He positioned himself as basically an insider, but couldn't pronounce half the players' names correctly. He talked about Nick Collins for like two minutes one time and how he wasn't good enough…

This is amazing on every level conceivable.

Albert,

"If only we had a speedy quarterback who could come in a few times a game, create big plays, competently throw the ball and even act as a weapon at WR or kickoffs. Like, someone like that Brad Smith fellow."

I used to work at an italian restaurant (in the kitchen) when I was in college. We had a conveyor oven and a bunch of these thin, aluminum pizza pans that we'd use to grab the cooked pizza off the end. Occasionally these pans would get placed at the end of the track which was fine because that's not where the red hot…