For the love of god, don't. It takes eons to create a D&D character and I don't think I could handle that kind of timesuck.

I saw Arsenal play when they came to New Jersey. It's a shame they lost but it was one hell of a treat to see them in person.

This is more frightening than Super Mario 64's main menu.

Is it really that terrible to focus the entire article on Arsenal though? I don't see any problems with it.

NO. I NEED IMMEDIATE SATISFACTION.

I didn't say he was?

So the people that this story is covering are crazy nationalists?

I finished the books back in middle school so I'm not entirely sure if their are any discrepancies in the two endings. From what I remember, the characters are in separate parts of the planet and they don't really correlate at all.

I haven't read them yet, but once I finish reading my small stack of journals and finally finish the Witcher 2, I'll get to them.

The flood never really reached out to me as much as the others. However, they were still scary as shit in the game when I was younger.

After I read The Fall of Reach, I essentially saw the games as an extension to the book series. I had so much fun reading those books.

The mother of all video game novels.

This beach is infested with rats. This sucks.

I went to see Lost in Space and I ended up with fucking Stewart Little. I can no longer feel things.

What the hell, Mark? Who said you could place a prepositional "because" in your title?

My god, their heads are terrifying.

Shin Magumei Tensei or Dragon Quest Monster: Joker 1 & 2 then?

Dear lord. Thank you for the warning.

Christ. That would be one hell of a party trick.