WHY THE HELL DOES ARSENAL WANT HIM?

Mmmmm, Salty beer. I can't wait until I can have a beer that tastes like a handful of stale bar pretzels.

Corsendonk Brown is one of the best drinks to ever come out of Belgium. Aside from that, Leffe Blonde is a great alternative to Stella. Stella isn't bad, but it's practically Belgium's equivalent to Budweiser.

It can take multiple definitions but it's the general notion that some people think generally poor sales=poor quality.

I'm starting to get impatient with people that keep saying that the Wii U is a flop. At this point I am pretty sure that there are more grade A quality games on the Wii U right now or upcoming than the other two systems of this generation. A consoles success doesn't necessarily rely on EA's participation now does it?

The first double-ended Atari 2600 cartridge was actually created by a company that designed pornographic games. Euphemisms ahoy!

I was interested in this series for about 5 whole minutes, in which I realized that I should blow my cash for that week on a new blazer. However, the nostalgic adult in me wouldn't stand a god damn chance if Activision released an edition of Spyro that looked identical to the original model on the Playstation.

I saw this down the Ocean City shore the other day. I don't mean to sound critical but I only played it because the other two identical turret-based co-op shooters were occupied.

It's always fun to look back into the pages of old gaming magazines to find all this info and hype on games that would never come to a final release. Not too long ago I actually found my demo disk of the unreleased Titan A.E. video game for the PS. Did you know that the next five levels are actually available on that…

If the remake of DQ: Monster 2 was remade in the same quality as the Nintendo DS remakes, I would be really interested in this. I really wish Squareenix would get on the ball and release more Dragon Quest games in the west. I all ready have every Dragon Quest/Warrior game that was released in the US but my Enix fandom…

This reminded me of California Speed on the N64. I know the game was mediocre but who in their right mind wouldn't want to drive a golf cart capable of speeds up to 200 mph?

Too soon.

They aren't mandatory as long as you watch the cut scene compilations of prior titles that are available with each game. it's always nice to see a seres evolve in that manner but they aren't required. I've been following this series since the first release on the PS2 and I can firmly say that you would be getting…

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CAPS OR SWEAR WORDS IN THE MOTHER FUCKING WORLD TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I FUCKING WANT YAKUZA 5 TO COME OUT TO THE FUCKING WEST. FUCK.

Ever notice how the G man looks a little bit like John Boehner?

Articles are also much easier to sneak by your senior staff while at work.

I just want to kick ass as a Goron. Daruna, anyone? He could pat people on the head to death as a signurature move.

The funny thing about Mobile Suit Gundam games, there's an absurd amount of mystery or difficulty surrounding the unlockable mobile suits. It took more than a couple years to find an adequate guide to unlock all of the ships and Mobile Suits in the Federation vs. Zeon games.

At that point I would just belittle my child for their stupidity (in wanting to pay $15 for a stuffed tiger that looks blasted out of his mind) and then buy them a cheap stuffed animal.

This should be filed under "creative proxies that cost less than Warhammer pieces"