I came here looking for this, you did not disappoint.

The results were so infallible that it's becoming a scientific theorem.

That seems like an early 2011 model, like mine. I am able to run the beta fine, but I run it on Windows 7 through boot camp. You should be fine.

Leave it to Valve to introduce something like a level editor in canon.

I would assume that had they gone with 3rd person they would have caught a lot more flak from the AC fanbase, though. Going with first person also decreases it's likeness to AC's gameplay, therefore distinguishing itself while maintaining a similar gameplay style.

Eating iPhone 5's...that's how they smuggle them out, right?

I love it. My thoughts were they went with the first-person perspective to lessen the Assassin's Creed-esque vibe.

She's got a ticket to ride.

My thoughts precisely.

I haven't looked into it, but is it similar or the same as Riot's?

That most definitely is an xbox 360 controller.

I would never invite someone to my house for a Craigslist deal, always at a public place.

Genius...just brilliant.

Or you could use Apple ear buds.

It would ring your VOIP app.

I love it already.

The tissue.

If I remember correctly they ARE Swedish, so i'll forgive it.

"On his last day of retirement"?

Would that not hold a MBP?