Jesus, Lahey, you gotta learn to pace yourself.

You run in -15 degree weather? Wow, now I am insecure about my sexuality

YOU TRIGGERED ME CIS SCUM

He is a hero who tried to rid the world of bad coffee! I for one will not sit here and listen to this slander. I’m going to go drive a car into a Tim Hortons out of solidarity!

I’ve always respected Kevin Spacey, but seeing how neatly he can pack a suitcase takes my level of respect to the stratosphere.

He's New York Jets Elite.

I think our new Iranian-billionare sugar daddy might be willing to sweeten Rom’s contract a bit before Madrid inevitably come calling.

Perception is the only thing an offensive line has, because 99 percent of people watching football have no idea what an offensive line’s doing.

God’s been answering this prayer for ages.

Whitecaps also have Tim Parker from Hicksville, New York going into his second year, him and Kendall Waston could have an even more breakout year than last and if Manneh could start burying more goals it could be a really awesome season!

It’s so damn cool seein my Whitecaps get 20 thousand fans, I used to be watchin…

Meanwhile, in London:

One Toke Over the (Finish) Line

Reefontaine

But how many become an American classic?

Well, they certainly weren’t going to demote him to the youth squad.

you must be a lot of fun at parties...

Everton could have 7 today. United don’t give opponents many shots and Chelsea have yet to lose since Hiddink took over.

Well, as everyone knows by now, you have to be white to win an Oscar.