I had to do this yesterday, except it was she wasn’t looking and backed out her driveway into my rental car.

Clean up behind yourself, do not drop your stuff and go.

He’s a Republican. They’re always scared shitless.

Suckerpunching little shit comes out of nowhere, slaps dude with a damned octopus, and then runs away while barking (seals bark) about it like he’s the top do- er, seal. Man, fuck that. If you’re seal enough, meet me on the beach and lets do this.

I knew a woman who was a manager for a franchise fast food restaurant attached to a 24hr gas station. She went in for her day shift at 7am, and at 4 when she was supposed to be relieved by the next guy, no one showed up. So she called everyone on the roster but no one would cone in. So she did the dinner shift too. At …

We don’t fucking want this clown back, he’s your problem now. 

Rafael needs to sit his ass down somewhere in Canada and never come back.

And maybe eventually white America will have a similar epiphany. “Shit, I guess this is how we really look and sound when there’s no filter. Something needs to change because this is ... bad. I’m ugly. ”

I’m Canadian, yet I know what has always happened when black Americans have moved into generally white zip codes. If I’m familiar enough with American history to be aware of this, what the hell excuse does an American teacher have for not knowing it? Yes, yes, she’s a math teacher, but I’m no historian either.

I think she’s going to do some time. All of this crap about ‘Poor bone-tired, overworked cop’ is to reduce the amount of time she has to serve, but she’s going to serve. She has to, because the blowback from letting her get off the hook could and would likely be so fearsome that it might finally lead to police being…

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.

oh 4 fuqqs sake.. Lincoln didn’t want africans here; he proposed they return to Africa but dropped the idea as logistically & financially too onerous on the union. Lincoln was NOT a fan of the African in the new world & yet history has him logged as the “great emancipator”. likewise Churchill, Gandhi...these r men who…

“Senator McCain said he’d never be caught dead with either of you, and we intend to honor his wishes.”

“they’re mistaken, but they are also untrustworthy and I shan’t come here again”

Like every other person under the age of 40, you care about your pride and social standing, and feel that you have been slighted. There’s no practical benefit in feeling that way, but it’s part of being human.

Period.

Allow me to respond to the grey beneath you...

I didn’t even get past the first paragraph yet because I’m searching for this shrimp and bacon club sandwich at Cheesecake Factory. I aint NEVER seen that in the menu book.

I am impressed that you were able to buy anything at all - the few times I’ve been there I’ve walked away empty-handed. There are just so many awesome choices that I get overwhelmed and just don’t buy anything. I love that there are containers that go inside of containers that go inside of containers. You can get a…

here you go: