I’m just over this bullshit, man.

If they leave in all the times she breaks down laughing at what she’s reading, I would buy it.

I haven’t been to white Thanksgiving, but I bet it SSUUUCCCKKKSS.

Only reason I watched Lost (past a point) or even tried Hawaii 5.2.0.

Because Wonkette shared it and it is fucking hilarious, here is a helpful tutorial on makeup, for any aspiring blackface burglars:

It’s fantastic that they are doing this. Now if we could get some arrests and convictions for the offenders and firings against the people at the colleges who swept this shit under the rug, that would be great.

*whispering* But it’s true tho. He looked like the type that Sis. Bernice would let drive her car all day while she was at work and she’d still make him oxtails and white beans mid-week when you know that’s a Sunday meal. That type of foolishness ain’t just for the young.

Beard Sitting Season; when a Mustache Ride just won’t do!

Beef bacon is actually the ONLY BACON anybody should ever eat.... it’s the filet mignon or Kobe beef of bacon.

Little Rock!! So sweet!

All of these are dope. My favorite may be the Trojan condom tho. So meta.

the kid as a condom tho, thats excellent

*Dies and comes back*

Look at you, baiting the hook for more Clapback Mailbag letters. LOL

Yeah, but we know why rich and affluent whites voted for Trump. Chad and Becky want lower taxes so they can add another wing to their summer home. Why Cletus and Lurlene voted is a little different. They aren’t getting their factory jobs back because it’s being done by a robot and they are going to be sitting in their…

Somebody get this man a burnt hot dog, STAT.

CR is only slightly better than Hennessy because of those reusable, velvet bags that can carry all manner of cool shit after removing the bottle.

Can we talk about his elation though! I love it. Smile right in that bitches face, lol. You can tell he was thinking “She played herself”. He doesn’t even need to do any work revealing who she is, she did it for him with that pathetic rant. We just got to let them cannibalize themselves because they can’t handle our…