My Grandpa called them Old Maids, because they hadn’t been popped.

Taxidermist: You want them mounted?

Because the Globes have the same fact-checkers/proof-readers that Jezebel does?

I don’t know how old you are but, whatever your age, you’re one smart cookie!

Trust me: As long as you’re safe, almost every WtF moment should be welcomed, really, as a learning experience. The confidence gained from cocking an eyebrow, shaking your head and walking away is invaluable (and lots of them make for great stories...many, many years from now!)

And remember, there are those of us who don’t (or aren’t allowed to) say much who keep an eye out for your avatar and what you have to say. You’re a lot more important around here than you’d ever imagine! I just respect the crap out of you and, while I know you’re up to the challenge of working your way through this,…

Once again, and as usual, this made me cry...it’s so beautiful.

I take it you’re new here. :-/

Maybe she should have taken part in a proper soundcheck?

Ali’s death was.

The simplest answer is “never” because how do you know what’s going to happen tomorrow? You can’t decide what’s going to happen because you don’t ever know.