You need to crate-train him! Wolves (and therefore dogs) use their dens for sleep and to get away from stuff. Rotties are pretty difficult to misplace but, when ours go missing, all we have to do is check the crates. You'll end up leaving the door open (or taking it off completely) and he'll spend his time there…

How did your Saturday evening with Dog McDog go? Just think—-The One Who Still HAS His Balls will be back to take over his manly duties tomorrow! I fear I've become a little more invested in this than I (or you, I'm sure) had anticipated. But ... but ... it's a dog! And I'm An Old, so I worry. Don't have anything…

I just want to kiss the kid but I'm afraid he'd beat me up. I could watch him forever.

Isn't it the best??!!

Oh, that pack is a terrific idea also...I forgot all about that! I believe they really appreciate feeling as if they're doing work, so schlepping a pack does wear them out faster plus their owner doesn't have to do all the work and they get worn-out sooner.

LOL! I bet catmcgee don't give one single fuck. And that's why I'm a dog person; oftentimes, dogs give far too many fucks and then the guilt/mind games begin. For me, not the dogs.

He's all over YouTube but This Is My Favorite

It's my pleasure! Dogs are the only thing I know anything about. They say it's always a good idea to be smarter than your dog, or at least as hard-headed (which is the case with our Rotties), but lots of times that's just impossible.

Yeah, it's always better when balls are around! I feel for you. And how old is this Muttiest of All Mutts? A young dog is just going to be whack-ass for 3 years. But these guys are all adaptable; get him nutted, walk him as much as is feasible for you and he'll adapt to just about anything you need him to adapt…

Look What I Found!

Dog M doesn't need attention so much as exercise, especially since he went from a house to an apartment. You didn't mention his breed, and there are some breeds that prefer to couch-potato it on their own (Weimaraners, for example), but "on their own" is a totally relative term...all dogs need to be with their…

"Not saying you should, but somebody did..." is my favorite thing of the evening!

Did what?

Jez will slap a label on ANYthing and, should you make the mistake of having an opinion, will slap you with the label which is the opposite of that in a heartbeat. Back in the day (long, long before the greys), Jez seemed to be a safe meadow of grey where opinions and (god forbid) dissenting thoughts could be voiced…

Everything at Jezebel is racist lately, unintentionally or otherwise. "Race" will be introduced into a conversation about salad.

I think too many words can be fine as long as some of them are funny. This character's got a long, long way to go. Yawn.

No. Fuck Rahim Moore.

You're right. Love is never enough. You can love the crap out of your child but without common sense and a real commitment to doing right by them, "love" will never be enough.

Agreed, especially about the writing. The comments section is where intelligent writing and relevant content really shines through these days.

Shrayber, if I never have the opportunity to say something here (or anywhere else, for that matter) ever again, I'd just like to say how very glad I am that you're here at Jez. Much like oases in deserts, lights at the end(s) of tunnels, hope in a hopeless world, the tenor in a barbershop quartet, all puppies and…