No, because Madonna's Italian. (Evidently I still have some residual rage from that fuck-witted fuccboi foolishness.)

"But in one fell swoop, it was Shayne Oliver's reclamation of the term that deaded the traditional accepted notion of the fuccboi..."

I actually found myself muttering, "I wonder if there's anything new from Shrayber around..."

Perfect. Just perfect!

I used to work closely with his aunt. She said, "Whenever I think of Nick, the first visual that pops into my head is him running around with droopy diapers," which pretty much informed my opinion of him ever since. Can't seem to get that visual out of my head. :-)

Her tip is only slightly under what my Social Security earnings will be for the next 5 years. FIVE YEARS! Save for retirement, people.

My first husband did that.

I really have no clue what goes on in a blonde sorority girl's brain! Is it supposed to be reasonable? To me, it'd make sense that she's whining about her sisters walking around sans boyfriends. "There's enough empty jackets at this sorority that others are already carrying." I can hear that as a whine. I'm…

I don't get it, I just don't get it. I know that differing opinions have to be taken into account but I just don't see how either one of these two (or both taken at once) can even be mentioned in the same breath as "South Park." (Not that anyone here has done that; I just get overly up-in-arms about things that are…

LOL! I'd never go into how I did it because it's too long a story and way too boring (but kind of smart, if I do say so); I always got the impression he was leaning toward being slightly leery of the whole thing, but also intrigued, and I have been known to be charming in my time. I'll tell you what, though: It was…

YESSSSSSS! This!

Does it maybe mean that a lot of the "sisters" broke up with guys and were thus left holding the guys' letter jackets that were given them in the heat of whatever? Back in the day, a girl who got her boyfriend's letter jacket was officially his "steady." But I never heard of a girl not relinquishing the jacket after…

I'm not necessarily a braggart (because I've never done anything that's particularly brag-worthy), but one thing that I did that no one else I know has ever done: I was at a concert at Red Rocks, back in the day when the Ancient Rockies were being formed, and spotted a guy 2 rows in front of where our group was…

As An Old, I'll readily (and not necessarily proudly) admit that I know very little about anything that goes on here (but I do hate the Kardashians), and willingly cop to not knowing Hilary Duff from Howard Duff but, good lord, she's a beautiful creature. Is she well-thought-of?

That's so true! When I first read Desi, I pictured Lord Disick!

She's batshit crazy. I don't know that that makes her actions justifiable or believable; she's just batshit crazy. (I could never see Ben A.'s casting as Nick, who's supposed to have a face you'd want to punch. I'd think they'd have cast someone smarmier; I want to punch Julia Robert's face, but I don't think she'd…

I think this is the correct interpretation. Lots of people are going to want to start a fight, as usual.

Accompanied by Coke or Pepsi?

I'm one of your three! And myholygod, I hated them, too!

I appreciate your intelligent response(s) and also the fact that you're not rising to the bait. (I am, however, seriously reconsidering my original opinion and have just about decided that yes, evidently everything does have to be about race. Unfuckingfortunately. Although I can place the blame on Shrayber's…