Hope springs eternal, etc.

Good grief. We can all do whatever we please. Doesn't mean we're good at it or that we don't look like ass-hats while we're doing it. I'm looking at you, GP.

Hubby #1 was the poster boy for this; add far too much pot and then coke and it was a shit-show for sure. Have you ever attempted to make a point with someone who absolutely does not even hear you? Blurgh.

Oh! She's like that Kristen Wiig character on SNL!

And his bar has been set so low ... what other idiotic family could he possibly have married into? It is truly a match made in Kanyeverse.

Yeah. But I was 40. :-(

Huh. I thought Linda Goodman was the Queen of Astrology, although she's probably been dead for years. My copy of "Sun Signs" actually fell apart back in the early '80s; I based my opinion of men I dated on what she had to say about them, and I don't even believe in that stuff! I don't know what I was thinking... …

"You so crazy?" Let's have a Jodi-Arias-Refresher-Course: Bitch killed Travis Alexander in 2008, she hasn't even been sentenced yet. The damn trial didn't even happen until last year. South Africa's got nuthin' on Arizona!

I'm wondering if the rationale behind it is that judges know the intricacies of the law, citizens don't. Although that pretty much disregards the "jury of your peers" requirement. (Is that applicable in SA? I know nothing.) She does appear to be a righteous, no-nonsense lady!

So he's free? I didn't realize it was October 13th already. Where does the time go? (I thought the article indicated that he was going to prison, despite the fact that the penalty phase, according to you, has happened already - on October 13th.) Thanks, jenn, for the (one month prior to it actually occurring)…

I would kill, kill for a rack like that. Mine grew (overnight) to 32DDDs and never looked back. I had 'em reduced, back they came. Only those of you afflicted with the same condition can know what it was like to never be able to wear clothes. Thank god those days are over, but I can certainly appreciate…

I once had a guy actually say these words to me: "What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing?" I was so stunned, so stunned, all I could do was stare at him with my mouth hanging open until he wandered off. I think that's the only time I've ever had a line from a movie thrown at me and consider it some sort of…

No, no! I'm here! I'm awake! I'm up (finally)! I'm fully behind both of you. There was a shit-ton of derision on Jez a while back because some folks expressed personal opinions on whether certain "celebrities" were attractive and, while I'm never afraid of people calling me on my shit, I didn't particularly care…

I'm with you, except replace Adam Driver with Lena Dunham.

Carl is a good dog. He went to birthday parties and to the park and took bubble baths and did many, many books' worth of Fun Rottweiler Activities!

"...fucking white people..." please.

Me, too. I'm Team Ronstadt all the way and would love to see either one of these fucking lightweights go toe-to-toe with her, Parkinson's or no Parkinson's.

Everything about this makes me crazy because it's so beautiful, but what really got my attention was the sink. Jesus, I love that sink.

Well, that's just wrong!

Whoa! I just did this and it placed me exactly 30 miles from where I was born!