They’re walking down the street and there’s Keanu on a bench eating a sandwich in the background

Feeding the squirrels. He HAS to be feeding the squirrels.

They’re walking down the street and there’s Keanu on a bench eating a sandwich in the background

This is pretty good/fitting news.

Agreed. The premiere worked for me for two reasons:

Like the oil slick from Spy Hunter.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Yesterday, my GF and I experienced the glitch bug, captured a Zubat but then it was a Bellsprout. Everytime it happens, we kind of got a rarer pokemon. I suppose they could have get “lucky” and got an Articuno that way.

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.