I just can’t even see Prince being the winner here. Obviously men can overpower women who are bigger than them by all sorts of means, including psychological, but I just immediately pictured Prince trying some shit and O’Connor snapping him in two with one hand while chugging a Guiness in the other.

I think he’s finding the comedy in the image of two eccentric celebrity weirdos running through the streets of LA in the middle of the night.

....and now neither can I.

You can find something repulsive but still find a darkly funny aspect to it.

damn, you just got scolded by a Chia Pet.

I’m trying to wrap my head around the sight of Prince and Sinead O’Connor involved in a foot chase through L.A. in the middle of the night and NOT have “Yakety Sax” play in my head when I do.

As a white guy who flies a lot (pre-pandemic, anyway) I’ll have to say I’ve never even heard of these “extra” or “random” screenings.

Any time.....

Listen motherfucker. You lead the witness one more time, I’m gonna bleed you, real quiet, and leave you here. Got that?

“I suuue youuu...”

“Counsel wishes to know what happened to Dillon, as he used to be someone counsel could trust.”

Move to strike... and skin it and hang it from the roof.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Judge: “We’ll take a 1 hour recess for lunch”

If it bleeds, we can bill it.

Disney, you SONAVA BITCH!

As your lawyer I would strongly advise you to get to the chopper.

If you were to combine the ages of Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen when they made “Men at Work” they would have been the same age as when Martin Sheen filmed his cameo for “Hot Shots: Part Deux” and, as it was rumored at the time, had a “melted-butter” threesome with Lloyd Bridges and Valeria Golino.