Tipper Gore needed that Burt Reynolds Cosmo centerfold tacked above the bed to get through her serviceable-at-best bi-monthly marital relations with Al.

Me too. The articles of clothing, that is. Skimpy, skimpy clothing... *drools*

“Become a Method actor, they said...” ~ syphilitic Tom Hardy

But that movie’s already taking place at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Theron had been taken very seriously for many years when she started dating him. He lent her the opposite of credibility.

Examples or GTFO.

Penn pens prolific prose positively pouring poetry.

I know. I would love to see Wakko, Yakko and Dot running around the Trump White House making him look stupid and upseting him. I also want the three characters to great real life Twitter accounts, so Trump could have Twitter battles with cartoon characters.

Jurassic Bop

Forget Jurassic World 3, let’s move on to Jurassic 64, Jurassic Sunshine, Jurassic Galaxy, and Jurassic Odyssey.

Speaking of Shadows Of The Empire, they should turn that Nintendo 64 spinoff game into another side movie. Lots of great moments there, plus some good Boba Fett action.

how dare you ruin my joke

Nice try, Lifehacker.

I picture a room full of old men in powdered wigs glowering angrily and shaking their fists at a computer with FB on it. It’s hilarious.

So here’s a thing I’ve been thinking about:

The biggest problem with Steppenwolf was the bargain basement CGI made every one of his scenes look like a cut scene from Injustice 3.

This was no magic carpet ride, I can tell you that.

If we going to Hold this generation of music to a new standard then we have to do so to the music we grew up listening to as well.

Michonne brings Rick a turnip.