be it 12/31 full or 19/31 empty your still drinking a tall glass of shit.

I am tired of this negativity. Deadspin always sees the glass as 19/31 empty. I choose to see it as 12/31 full.

No better way for the athletes to get the true Rio experience than by living in favelas.

4. You're absolutely a piece of shit (see #1).

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

Testing of the sheets revealed an open and shut case of a culture problem.

I’d like to see a ref go Full Oprah when he’s surrounded before/after a contentious decision: “You get a card, you get a card, you get a card, you get a card...”

Listen, “Bob.” Alcohol and drugs and raging hormones leads to fucking. Sometimes embarrassing or unsatisfying fucking, but just fucking. Plenty of us got through it without raping anybody. It’s not hard. Just don’t rape anybody.

The backup plan was to douse the flame with water, but unfortunately this guy’s accomplice died before reaching the torch.

This is a sober and measured comment.

Hmmm that’s not quite true- in any deep water environment breast stroke is actually far more useful.

Could you imagine if someone altered the national anthem in support of Black Lives Matter?

he had one of the highest graduation rates, he never took a ton of money, he always talked about doing the right thing, he donated money to the school (the library is named after him), blah blah blah. most should do those things but most dont.

Please don’t burn your son. He’ll outgrow the shirt.

Nah, an old-fashioned outhouse will suffice. I’d prefer to shit on Paterno’s grave, not piss on it.

Taking about the $14 million the wife already received.

My wife is from Central PA, didnt go to PSU nor did her relatives, yet they’re all “fans” of PSU even after the whole massive child molestation scandal because DURR!! FOOTBALL!!. They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt which makes me wretch every time I see the damn thing. It’s going in the fucking chimnea…

Bad, very bad, kinja.