Beads!

God, what a classic.

When I want your opinion I will cut out your brain and eat it and crap your opinion back into your skull

Or even "Baby I'm Gonna Leave You"!

Don't you dare beat me to the joke you already made!

I often have trouble distinguishing myself from people I refer to by our shared last name, especially the ones who do the same for me.

Thank god; now we can go back to pretending that people who make the things we like don't do terrible things.

You should check out "Ashamed of the Story I Told" as performed by The National.

This map is a few years old and speculative east of that Axe on the north coast of Essos, but is pretty close to the official ones that came out a bit over a year ago. The Red Waste doesn't go half as far south, and Ibben and the Summer Isles are off. Also yeah, the far East had no evidence until the map book came out.

Did nobody else get a good laugh out of "sky mosquitoes"?

Maybe she once found a caché of baggels and the writing crew just ran with it. And yeah, no big bloopers, but that's as good as you're gonna get before the DVD comes out.

Try Hulu's behind the scenes: http://www.hulu.com/watch/6…

Hulu has a short behind-the-scenes clip for the episode to hold you over until the DVD release.

Also, where did Hickey do anything this episode to make "movie script collaboration" reasonable? We see that he is bitter over the fact that his duck comics are terrible… so he's the master of substance that Abed needs now? Abed proved early on that he can make emotional material (he makes his dad cry in "Introduction…

This episode had "big laughs"? I laughed lightly, twice, both times at Chang. His tiny story was the only clever part of the episode, the rest was forced character development set off by flimsy pretense. What did Abed think was going to happen when he activated his foam cannon, regardless of malfunction? Is anybody at…

First thought was David Bowie. I didn't think there would be any others, but seeing Paul McCartney, Stevie Wonder, and Bill Murray on here changed my mind, though. I was close to tears when I heard Mitch Hedberg died.

The need for a turbo controller is eliminated by being over five years old.

Actually since Locke is the only character you have at that point who isn't on the boat, any new characters that you meet in the game reflect the levels of your party. If you gain 15 levels or so, very soon in the game you'll have a bunch of level 20 players and a pathetic, inadequate Locke.

Square knew that as a hip, young gamer, you don't have time to lift your finger for individual choices. Holding A automatically selects the highlighted battle option, leaving you free to socialize and have sports.

That's what the ghetto marble fix was for, mister fancy-pants. With your parents and your self-worth.