The ONLY way this movie would have been made internally consistent and logical is IF all the characters WAKE UP at the end, the psychedelic mushrooms/peyote having worn off, and they are all 10 to 20 years younger, on the floor of the summer camp they attend.

Seriously. This is one DAMN DUMB movie.

Roger Ebert has lost it. He's so grateful to still breathe that he's overwhelmed by any special-effects blockbuster that doesn't hurt his eyes with 3D effects he doesn't like.

All that work, all that research... and STILL these poor scientists suffer from incurable Australian Accent Syndrome.

It was a 2-hour, painfully-hard-to-watch Carnival of Dumb.

The average adult can smoke up to 4 JOINTS PER DAY, similar to cigarettes, without long-term deleterious effects on lung health.

Because your fellow-travelers MURDER gay people left and right, dumb@ss.

Lucas' "smaller passion projects" consist solely of skiing down his mountain of money and swimming in his olympic-size pool full of gold coins, a la Scrooge McDuck.

I want to see the schwarma-eating scene through Stark's mouth, now.

Back then, the 1% was about a dozen people, total.

By Decree of The Great State of North Carolina:

Ahhh, DirtyHoBag University! My Alma Mater!

Let it run to weeds and set it up as a filming exterior for zombie/apocalypse movies!

Luckily, humans have enormous forebrains and can see options that don't appear obvious at first. We don't have to put all our evolutionary eggs in one basket (or strategy : Alpha-dominant vs Beta-subversive), we can have both 'programs' running at one time.

If you like that, just wait - Union Carbide is working on a blueberry muffin recipe out of its Bhopal, India facility.

Of COURSE Patty would say that... she's away from her husband!

If you have to ASK, peasant, you cannot afford it.

This is why I stock up on pistols and ammunition.

Shouldn't it be, "We welcome our new Underlord." ??

You want a tooth, Dude? I can get you a tooth. No problem. I can put a tooth right in your hand by three o'clock today. Any color enamel you want on it.