IT’S NEW SO I HATE IT

Oh boo fucking hoo https://jalopnik.com/spoiler-alerts-are-bullshit-507651439

Not to mention the fact that he’s an ex-Mercedes dealer tech. So while he’s not specifically a BMW expert, he’s a hell of a lot more knowledgeable, and better equipped with tools/lifts/etc. than pretty much any average Joe Shadetree. 

I’m like “if your car has ~400k miles and you’re telling me you haven’t turned wrenches on it, you’re full of shit.”

“Despite having no experience working on BMWs”

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

So much this.  With an outlay of one afternoon’s worth of work and maybe $10 in materials, he could have sold this car at exactly this price with no haggling.

CP for all the friggin trash in the photos.

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

apparently, your vision.

So, You are talking about my former boss Troy and a guy I used to work with named Jesus. I think I get it.

One brother was Drazen, and one brother was brazen.

No, I get that, but why not just be a huge penis and do what your party tells you to do, regardless? Then you could just call it a tough decision and make a frowny face.

I’m so confused. A conservative politician acted like an asshole and then members of his party turned on him? Why did they not simply state that the overall tone on both sides has been embarrassing before voting along party lines? I’ve been breaking this down for 25 minutes and I’m still not getting it. I’ll do it…

This year’s winner of Upper Class Twit Of The Year and next Minister of Silly Walks.

I hope Varadkar and Barrett eat nothing but bananas for lunch.  Just banana after banana, with an occasional sloppy sip of milk.

In the mob it is known as “kicking up” or “paying tribute”.