Barkevious Mingo will always be my favorite Star Wars character. 

Italian Soccer Fans are Being Racist as Hell Again.

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

The family also said in their statement that abusing drugs and alcohol was “completely out of character” for Skaggs.

I did it for the gram too

Did a gang of Swedes suddenly emerge from the forests surrounding Lake Superior? Did they have a tow strap? Or did they just push you out by hand?

He is literally the Lord of Dogtown 

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.

This whole “binders full of women” thing is a new low for the Republican Party.

YESSSS IT’S 2012! IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

Life Mustang finds a way

I take it you weren’t in North America during the start of Britney Spears’ career.

It’s called a signing bonus, it’s more an advance on salary designed to manipulate the cap.

I support Kenny; I support the player protests. Quite honestly, they’re bringing attention to my story. So, let’s talk about that. I’m the son of immigrants, I’m black, I grew up poor.

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

This site just spent an entire week shitting on American Beauty, so in this bubble yeah.

This kind of fawning coverage should well serve to teach McGregor a lesson.  I’m sure we’ve seen the last of his violent outbursts now.

Finally someone has integrated the screen into a nice flowing design and not a shit mounted tablet. I think this is Porsche’s foray into touch screen everything because all their current stuff does buttons, which is excellent. I sorta hope the idea falls flat on its face and they stick with closer to the panamera…