You are looking at former WWF wrestler Doink the Clown and someone else dressed like him.  A double Doink, if you will.

1. Maintenance on a Camry is cheaper than on an AMG wagon.

Because that maxed out Camry won’t be a smoldering pile of useless parts in 3 years. Those AMG wagons might be impressive, but the minute a model-specific part dies, your wagon becomes a wagon-shaped garage decoration.

Nobody star this.

Glad I’m not the only one who thought that. It really looks good considering how bad they CG’d the younger version in Genisys.

Damn that’s a fucking good model of Arnie.

What a fuckin loser. I mean if anything, if you want to have a team that’s gonna win, then you should be supporting your players, not antagonizing them. Especially brother to brother and especially doing it for the owner. Dude definitely isn’t gonna have the respect of the team, but I suppose they would rather lose…

Yeah, me too. But since I have to ask how much it is, I can’t afford one. When one is in my price range it won’t be, because the repair bills will be too high.

Ahhhhhhhhh!

1989 just called and said show some respect for your elders!

So here’s a company bringing us exactly what we whine about not having. What’s the over/under on negative comments? 90%?

I mean are we even a world league unless we’re chucking bananas on the field? /s

If they’re trying to have a European style Soccer fanbase then, yeah, you’ll get some Nazis.

Ugh. I want it so badly. 

Maybe baseball, and it’s 90 seconds between pitches, history of exclusionism/racism/xenophobia, rampant performance-enhancing drug use, and unmatched desire to sniff its own farts, has always sucked, and it’s only now when there are actual alternatives to that entertainment dollar has baseball had to actually adapt to…

Don’t forget the amphetamines, either.  By the bowl. In the clubhouse.

“And where is all the cocaine?!” - All of these guys.

If you’re ever in doubt that he’s a shitheel, just remember, Goose Gossage beaned his own kid. From SI, 9/12/1994:

“What do you mean she can’t re-use her helmet?”

“...on a secluded two lane stretch, I misjudged a curve ran out of talent had a great #marketing idea, took it too fast and my bike went off the road and faked an accident.”