“Hey, why the hell didn’t somebody check up on this Werder guy’s answers on this jury questionnaire?”

The jury must have been filled with old white men scared shitless about losing their own jobs.

Fuckin hell, I’m a mediocre middle-aged white man, where do I get in on this shit?

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

sweet, i’m sufficiently sick of fucking football after this one article.

his answer is “pander to black people”

God I do not miss football. Your sport is deeply flawed if no one can even agree on what a catch is.

Shut up, tomato.

“...my takeaway is that the car doesn’t really seem in that bad of shape...”

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

But how will I detoxify various metabolites, synthesize proteins, and produce biochemicals necessary for digestion?!?!

Nah. More like piece of shit racist asshole sucker punches drunk Irish guy.

So I worked in a preschool and something the 2 year old classroom used to deal with was moms referring to favorite teachers as their 2 year old son’s “girlfriend”. Like “oh there’s your girlfriend” jokes about crushes etc. My theory was that this was how they made their insecurity at having their baby’s love for…

Congress has defended the A-10 over and over again. It is the Air Force nerds that keep insisting on investing in unproven, multi-billion dollar jets to replace the ole faithful, claiming it will be better though no combat data supports it. At the end of the day, what it comes down to is, we want shiny new toys.

Alexi Lalas stuck in an impossible-to-defend position? what are the fucking odds

STRIKE!

My guess is Barstool fans have a pretty nuanced take on union advocates in sports. I’m guessing they think of Andy Messersmith as being a team-first, scrappy and hustling labor man as opposed to Curt Flood and his athletic, showboating, individualistic take on worker’s rights. 

No one ever formed a union because they wanted to make less money and have less job security. Your boss keeps you around because the value you produce is more than what he pays you, a union just helps ensure that gap is smaller.