The interesting thing about this guy is that, as far as I can tell, he does not have mountains of money. He is enabled by people with mountains of money. He doesn’t own anything but his reputation and ‘influence’, one of which is trash, and the other bestowed on him by the community at large. The only thing keeping…

It must be amazing to be a rich white guy with a history of violent behavior. You can just beat the shit out of defenseless people and get probation. Great job, America.

I find it amusing that the journeyman Dudley’s correct and accurate assessment of Simmons game is cause for a milquetoast beef, instead of motivating Simmons to:
- acknowledge his glaring weaknesses,
- learn how to shoot a fucking basketball
- proceed directly to the Hall of Fame

this one has 130K on the clock...

We are watching the baseball that the owners chose to give us, and it is obvious where and how it falls short of what it could and should be.

You omitted Brain from Pinky and the Brain, and I think Kobe Brain is probably ranked too high here. It belongs below ‘brain worms’. 

This is good. 

And they found no drugs in his possession, but he failed a drug test.

The Sonic video is savage. I loved it.

I considered watching it, and then read that she ‘broke both of her legs, and dislocated both of her knees’, and I decided that I would very much like to live my entire life without seeing something like that, either online or in person.

The outfits are indeed lame, but I don’t care about the cosmetics. The gameplay has been enjoyable for me so far (20ish hours), and I am nowhere near the endgame.

Come on, man. The Wire Season 4 is better than anything the Sopranos or Breaking Bad ever did.

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It’s dead already, they just don’t know it yet. 

This was my favorite part. All the other zones, not EXCITING. Were they MEH ZONES? SEMI-EXCITING ZONES? We will never know. 

Came here for the JAQ-ing off, and was not disappointed. Take your star. 

Buying a Raptor to sit in traffic for ‘2+ hours a day’ is the most LA / Orange County thing this guy could do, and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

Why did no one mention that the security guy was the the approximate size of a tractor trailer? That is a big dude! I would not fuck with that dude.

These guys got the retrospective treatment from Vice for Blue. I think the video came out this weekend. It was new to me, anyway. If you want to have 90s flashbacks so bad that you might get frosted tips then check it out. It seems weird to me that they take this so seriously, but here we are.

I would be more than a little concerned if my accountant wrote “$1.5 million dollars” in any correspondence.