Serious question: what is this?

The Mormon church did not even allow black people until 1978. 1978! 

The judgments outside courts are important - you do not need to be convicted of something in a court of law to face real world consequences.

Ferdinand Porsche approved. 

Looks like PC culture run amok to me. It was a bad pun (in English, no less).

You do you, man. I would rather watch an almost normal-sized human put freakish humans like Russell Wilson in the blender by hitting heretofore extremely ill-advised shots from everywhere. That’s more fun for me.

Sagan is the best thing about pro cycling right now. He’s also your girlfriend’s second favorite rider (if you ride), or her favorite rider (if you don’t).

There is a brand new high school in a neighborhood full of McMansions that I ride by sometimes, and one of the streets leading into the (fucking enormous) campus is “Merit”.

I rate both versions, so this is also good. 

Of course John B. (Wilson) was trying to get his daughter on the sailing team. It’s a little on the nose, but white people are nothing if not predictable.

Goose looks like Jeff the Giant Orange Cat. 

Someone needs to remind coach that it’s a job, and you don’t bring your kids to work. If your kid can’t handle that then it’s your issue, not mine. 

You would be better off if you just put $10,000 in a pile and lit it on fire while someone punched you in the dick. 

Per Wikipedia Grealish has been with Villa since he was six years old (!!), and with the senior side since 2012, so he lives for this shit. When he says that goal is the best thing ever, he means it.

Guy was not conducting essential research by even the most generous assessment. Whoever funded him should have been fired, and Harlow should have been stripped of his tenure and cast out. 

This a very sharp-looking car.

Abolish the Senate and/or make Supreme Court terms 18 years. Enough is enough. 

Turns out old Uncle Joe is exactly the same racist and dipshit that my actual old uncle used to be!

He could fund his entire wall for the cost of a couple new F-35's.

Good point. Someone said to make the coaches pay for it, and that probably makes better sense. They seem to be doing the best out of it, after all.