Exact same loot systems have been used for over two decades, but yet destiny is vilified for it being a gambling trap. Ok pal. Also, you stick it to those no good business men! You stick it hard!

“rice-y”- Damn right.

That is 100% the truth. It is pure lazy shit to not have it in the game. Garbage.

Manning 5 seconds later:

What? No Pinto Wagon?

Good thing they found it early. By that I mean before the trade deadline, because there’s no way he would find a doctor that recommends pitching for that Tigers team this season.

I’m shocked that this is the first post to ever get a “FARTS” tag.

I’m not putting the money on Ditka. Nobody passed out.

I feel if you return a blocked extra point, you should get 2 points and be allowed to spike the ball on the face of the player of your choosing.

“I clear bigger lines for breakfast. “

The University of Michigan is in Detroit?

I remember my first beer too...

Raycism: [ejaculates like a thoroughbred horse]

Great. Another Scorsese film where the main character is a rich, white, male who uses copious amount of drugs and in the end losses everything . I can’t fucking wait.

hey kotaku. what is this new shitty video player you got. its playing your video and it buffers like shit. not every reader has google internet here. keep using youtube so your readers can choose their own video quality....

I’d put that on a resume.
Responsibilities: Creating fire underwater.

Correct! A good friend is a dive welder for a company that works primarily for power plants.

Or, get a job in tech and spend your weekends working on your hotrod and fabrication projects. I have a ton of respect for everyday blue collar jobs, but the simple fact is that they’re linear income opportunities - you do a thing for a set amount of time, and you get paid for doing the thing. Opening your own shop is…

These guys are the true wizards: