Go for a high five.

I’d like to say that I’d have a “damn straight!” in the chamber, but I think it’d just be flop sweat time.

You think that's nice, Elvis Andrus gave away the entire game.

Well done, reminds me of my favorite page on Facebook.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen. +1

Pretty sweet, huh?

That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Holy shit. I’m super perplexed now. I was firmly on board with all the people who were bitching about the Seahawks batted-ball endzone play non-call saying it shouldn’t be a loss of possession unless the defensive player gains possession. That the defense shouldn’t’ get the ball just because it rolled out of the…

I guess there are two sides to this kind of thing. My 78-year-old father can fucking fix anything. In fact, if there's a repair job that is not an emergency, I usually leave it until he comes to visit. Keeps him occupied and also gives him fuel to bitch about my useless ass, which is one of his main joys in life.

Antwaan Randle El

When watching football, nothing disappoints me more than a fumble bouncing harmlessly out of bounds. The consequences for letting go of the rock should be STARK and DIRE.

You are 100% correct about The Martian. I feel like much sci-fi writing is blighted by this curse of genius people who can’t write their way out of a nutsack.

It’s time to fix the fumble rule too. If I lose control of the ball while playing soccer and it goes out of bounds, I lose possession. If I lose control of the ball while playing basketball and it goes out of bounds, I lose possession.

Ughhhhhh, DAAAAAAAAAAAD

Oh my God! That sounds so dangerous. And how could you even throw fences like that?

You know, I’ve watched a good 45 seconds of that .gif and he hasn’t caught one yet.

But, with the blast shield down, he can’t even see! How’s he supposed to catch?

Ohh yea, of course they were doing it in Brooklyn before it was cool.

My daily fantasy would entail not sitting in traffic.

Sadly I can only afford this MOD.