Somehow you typed “comments from people who are right and speak the truth” and it came out as “trolls.” You might need a new keyboard

Leonard Fournette should sit out the 2016 season.

And this is why the “Leonard Fournette” should sit out discussion happened last week.

I had the misfortune of being a freshman when Tears in Heaven was really big. It made me want to fall out a window, too.

I’d just like to say as a Jets fan that I am tremendously excited to be watching such a distinguished rivalry game this Sunday morning at 9. Everton vs. Liverpool has all the ingredients to be a great game.

ISIS does have a team. They go by the Cardinals.

NO ONE DENIES THIS

I’m sure the “root for the Red Sox in the playoffs” article will be up any minute now . . .

ROOT FOR GOLIATH.

Typical anti-Red Sox bias, Deadspin.

Because you are dead inside, have no soul, and look at Donald Trump and think “Yes.... yes.... this man and his ideas should be given as much power as our society can grant.”

Ok fine. You convinced me.

No

I got like three numbers that night

The mention of Facebook is the only thing convincing me this isn’t an article from 1997.

Partying as a minor league mascot is Busch league.

They at least should have taken the mascot head off before the mugshot.

I can’t believe what a colossal waste of time, resources and energy this all brought on.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

If Cheeseburgers are vegetarian food, then I can say with all certainty that I can be a vegetarian.