She needs to have a Florida meth baby with this guy.

your not supposed to actually chew the tobacco

While Harper is an arrogant dickbag quite often, I would not blame him in the slightest for demanding a trade if Papelbon is still on the 40-man roster tomorrow.

I mean. This deal makes the Phillies look shrewd.

Fuck you Papelbon you piece of shit. Harper is the best player on the team, and you pull this shit. I’m not kidding, if I was the Nationals I’d have Papelbon arrested.

this is like the first time it’s not “lol mets.” what a life we live.

“Lol”

Matt Williams leaving Papelbon in after he got into a fight is like a teenage store cashier not charging you for gum because he’s going back to college in two weeks.

I throw up in my mouth a little bit whenever someone uses the term “alpha male” seriously.

6. Wait! That dress WAS gold and white!

A: Rape is a horrific crime that is never the fault of the victim, who deserves prompt and compassionate care.

“The sustainability of the regime.”

I work in financial services, a bastion of white conservative Republicans. I’ve seen an interesting shift there and it’s away from this sort of bullshit. The most conservative woman I know recently said something I found interesting: “The social issues are done. We’re finished there. The Supreme Court has made that…

So that’s how Boxsters are made...

You’re welcome. As to the content of your post, these are really a separate breed of GOP compared to their small government cousins. Notice the name of the session

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I’d like to know how these freaks would defend their intrusive views when trying to argue that the Republican Party is really the party of smaller government. It seems to me that their positions on the social issues is the epitome of government overreach. I suppose they could argue that they want it to be up to the…