I love Jagerbombs, but I don’t like that red bull is so expensive and keeps me up at night. What else could I mix Jager with that’s tasty?

The length of the new Merc makes it look like its going through a timewarp.

At minimum I don’t think it gets enough credit for its handsome styling. Low, wide hoods are sexy.

We’ll start you off with an intro sequence dramatically narrating how drivers sweat so much they need to swap seats. Because that’s definitely the only reason they do that... We’ll also keep playing Alan McNish’s crash at 2.0x speed, in case the real crash wasn’t enough to hold your attention.

“Yeah just a second”

For the past month I’ve been obsessing over mechanical racing chronographs I’ll never be able to afford. So, if you’re a jalop and into watches, here’s a nice time-waster. Above is the unofficial “Paul Neuman” edition of the Rolex Daytona.