Okay, time for honesty!

This came across on Twitter via Kristen Bell aka Veronica Mars. 'Wendy of the House Davis'.

I spent something like 15 hours in the Senate gallery today. I was part of the first crowd in the room and one of the very last few people out of it. I'm surprised I have a voice at the end of that—I screamed more in 13 minutes than I ever did during any Mardi Gras. I scraped skin off my pinkie finger from my ring…

I'm so impressed with their dedication and willingness to get arrested to prevent this. Those are some amazing men and ladies. This is actually making me cry. We should all start donating to a bail fund now (if that can be done efficiently/legally).

I am straight up crying into my wine. And it tastes so good.

Anyone else expecting a Red Wedding type ending to this evening?

She was in the final third of her filibuster. You can't abort anything after the 2/3 mark. LET HER SPEAK.

So pissed at the bullshit they pulled to end the filibuster. Hoping people recognize the irony in the fact that we're now literally watching a group of men debate a woman's right to speak.

I AM WENDY!

I am already drinking.

EDGE OF MY FUCKING SEAT. This is insane! Keep arguing, guys!

GET IT GIRL!

A lady asked me "When's the baby due?" while I was at ~a bar~ drinking ~copious amounts of booze.~

I was seething with rage when I saw this Dear Abby. I am an apple shaped, chubby lady, so I have gotten the pregnant thing, but the solution isn't for we chubs to "fix"ourselves, it is for people to stop thinking it is ok to ask any woman of any size when she is due. As for how I respond, "nope, just fat" . . . Mic.…

Latrice Royale, in and out of drag. Preach, girl.

Am I the only person who wants Paula Deen to be interviewed by Al Roker or Tamrin Hall instead of lily-white Matt Lauer? (Full disclosure: I'm so white I'm almost transparent.)

Masturbating does NOTHING for me. Not a damn thing. I've tried many times and it it is just not for me.

There are most certainly some guys in my past who could have used this app. Apparently, I wasn't a good enough resource when it came to teaching them how to get me off.

Among less-than monthly masturbators, you can count women who never passed the learning hump (which is more of an issue for women than for men), women in committed relationships with men who look down on female masturbation, and women with full time jobs and kids who don't have the privacy to masturbate in a…

"Just let it happen, it'll all be over soon." It's cool. Her body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.