at your own risk, my dear...

i AM sleeping with that guy... ugh

I regret that I have but one star to give...

Gawker media is full of so much wang today. First the guy with the jar of wangs. Then the Disney wangs. Now this guy getting his wang chopped off.. I've hit my wang limit. :faint:

Furreal.. Princess Bubblegum, Flame Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Fiona, Marceline the Vampire Queen.. I'd be all over them toys. Give me a Cloris Leachman action figure ANY DAY of the week!

GRAY PRIDE! *wave gray flag*

Yes, thank you and your team for your help in cleaning the commenting system up.

When I was almost 16, I caved and went into the dr's office because of severe stomach pains. I had initially thought it was a wicked case of gas that kept me up all night until I couldn't bend over to put on my shoes.

But but... the creamiest dreamiest soft ice cream, you get from Mister Softee!

Mine passed a year ago this February. I know I can't push that play button. You're a much stronger woman. Hugs to you, sister.

Those remind me of the fake money flyers for strip clubs and 976 numbers that used to litter Times Square.

You ain't about this life!

My two kitties were also from a similar situation (and it also was in Florida!). Luckily, they were only a month old and were more able to socialize. I managed to help them through their sicknesses as a pet shelter foster parent while on vaca at my sister's in Orlando. Turns out their forever homes were with me in…

(Ok, I'm really leaving now.. ._. )

Mrs. Patmore? More like Mrs. Catmore! snort snort
(I'll see myself out... ._. )

You cannot watch the Grammys without Marlon Brando's eyes!

Diagnosed last year at 31. PREACH! I am still in mourning over all the lost opportunities. I had to FIGHT for my diagnosis. Luckily my mom was one of those that saved all of our report cards, so I had to bring them in and bang them over my Dr's head along with an assessment given by the referring therapist. That's the…

There are no words... Ms. Kahn?

Derelique... We have finally arrived.