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This is all I could think of after watching that clip:

Well, of course! I mean, taxi drivers are dying of heart attacks at the wheel and careening off the streets every day. What kind of irresponsible parent does not have the powers of precognition!? Sheesh...

"Ladies and gentleman, may I have you're attention. Please calmly head to the nearest emergency exit. Be mindful of any our senior, disabled, or minor patrons. Emergency services will be here shortly, and we will be debriefed on the zombie monster attack. For our valued customers who are non-English speaking:

The crowd* not the crown. Obviously, the British monarchy had nothing to do with it. Though, it would have been pretty rad if Prince Harry had flown in on a MediVac chopper.

This happened across the street from my job at about 1 pm. The EMS workers tried really hard to save that cabbie's life, and the crown was very cooperative with instructions (from what I was able to tell). It's a shame that he didn't make it. The police had taped off the area not too long after all of the emergency

FUCK YOU, CANCER!

"I'd be interested to know if they measure household income as a variable..."

Tanning bed for use for those under 14 years is banned in NJ. I’m guessing that is why the police were involved. So that plus endangerment of a child and perhaps other addition charges, I can see how bail could get up to 25k.

She is not simply Ana Maria Polo. She is... La Doctora!

He reminds me of a young Grima Wormtongue.

Mine is already here! /flex

Plaat IV is totally Hagrid on the motorcycle.

Everytime I see baby feet, I have this overwheling urge to smell and kiss them. I LOVE baby feet ^.^

This pregnancy crisis center reminds me of high school days. Those lies are spread out like talking points to all the religious institutions.

So. Damned. Awesome!

I saw it this morning too. I cannot remember the last time that I watched a commercial in such awe, i forgot to blink. It was beautiful.

IIRC, weren't those the film reels he got from the bird guy's suitcase? Maybe he was just watching them to see what was on it. I know I wanted to see what was on the film. I don't think Grimmy Cop was looking for that event/speech especially.

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So they took the Malibu rum DJs and make a skit?

He can love me any time he wants

Yeah... I'm not sure if I'm going to make it to 1am.