This guy should be eaten.

As much as we all care about Drew, we aren’t his friends or family and his health is not our business. Yes, he brings a lot of joy to many, many of us. Clearly he had a major health issue and if/when he comes back, he will, in Trew Drew fashion, tell us all about it or he won’t because he stuck his dong in a fire…

Alright Burneko. I’ve championed you for President. I’ve told my friends you’ll finish your 2016 presidential candidate takedowns. You seem like a funny, empathetic dude who happens to live in a nightmarishly exurbanizing house full of spiders.

Fact: third worst Knicks lineup (per 100 possessions): D. Dotson | T. Hardaway | M. Hezonja | E. Kanter | F. Ntilikina

Kanter TMD < Run TMC

Despite this, his goatee’s brand loyalty lies with Vantablack.

Will the Leadership Committee Members have to attend practices to communicate between the coaches and players?
Boylen: Tell Lauri to play some D.
*committee member scampers over to tell Lauri to play some defense*
*Lauri proceeds to foul the hell out of Portis*
Portis: come on, that was a foul!
*committee member scampers…

The Wizards’s (they aren’t plural when they’re a company so the apostrophe-s is okay, right?) second-round-pick swap with Cleveland makes sense given that 1) Grunfeld (and most Wiz fans) could not physically tell the difference between Jason Smith and former Wiz Bojan Bogdanovic and 2) Grunfeld’s most successful pick…

Sister District

I agree, except that DHS hasn’t been around for decades.  

This bullshit is part of the problem.

Biden needs to stop, as do all the septuagenarian wannabe candidates.

A couple of months ago, Bernie was the most popular politician in the country. He might still be. But let’s question his motives when he’s far too old to run for President in 2020, ran as an issue candidate who got way farther than he ever dreamed in 2016 thanks to field-clearing, and thinks of himself as the heir to…

Mildly relevant anecdote time: last year, I canvassed in VA-40 for Donte Tanner (because IMO state legislative seats and secretaries of state are the most important things Democrats should be going for, instead of Beto or Ossoff). I knocked on a door and this older white lady answered. I proceeded to tell her about…

Aren’t there only like 5 Bernie-or-Bust people? 

Nah, he puts the can’t in cantaloupe.

Favorite Egyptian diplomat?  Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

Unsurprisingly! 

I’m a fellow Terp. I definitely spoke too soon about Loh being gone - I thought I read a WaPo report saying he was gone.

Wallace Loh is gone. He steered the school for 8 years and is gone instead of a football coach who somehow is not responsible for those he hired and those young adults he is supposed to care for.

The Board of Regents put football over academics.