I’m 100% sure that this headline will happen: “Watch Zion Dunk The Dick Off A Basketball”.

Just a heads up, I don’t think you know what “hot and bothered” means. This is one of those times that someone correcting something you say could actually benefit you later. 

Just to save others the trouble, its on game pass for xbox but not game pass for PC.

Well, the show itself has respectfully disagreed with your opinion for 7.5 years.  

Your taxes fund things that you use directly, so tallying the burden without tallying the benefits is like counting “cost of living” without counting “quality of life.” 

You got owned, get on with your life. And maybe get your eyes checked. 

A) Simply having eyeballs and watching the video will tell you he didn’t hold him.

Calling Shaq’s jokes “good lines” explains why Jay Leno had a career.

Winston is above Reinhardt.

Noted babe? Who noted this?

Comet Ping Pong serves 2% skim milk mozzarella on their pizzas. 2% is twice as much as 1%! That’s literally double the proof Bogut needs. MAKES YOU THINK. #wheretherescheesethereschildrenontheirknees

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.

He looks like Oddish with glasses.

Um: No.

Of course he is. The Honorable Judge Cock Scrote was completely slammed.

Depends how you look at it — some say the Warriors are experts on choking.

One is definitely better than the other.

I don’t understand everyone praising him for his consistency. I mean, isn’t the point of having a Duncan is so that it can be up-and-down?

Shockingly you came up with the "best thing you can do" as described in the third paragraph of the article. As the old saying goes, reading is fundamental.