That was 1:21 minutes of not funny silliness. I had to watch it a second time because my attention kept drifting - kind of like a balloon.
Should be a hit.

They’re wearing the same expression; getting Mr. Smith vibes from the third Matrix film.

Oh well, we can’t live without them now. Mine keeps calling 911 while it’s in my pocket. Might be a plus one of these days, lol.

I finally got my first proper cell phone last year. Hate ‘em.

We have, what two, generations now who are growing up inside of the “matrix”? What with AI, rampant misinformation, shit journalism and reality tv, it’s getting harder to distinguish fiction from non-fiction, actors from personas. And then there are just a lot of lonely people who are drawn to celebrities (or…

“...one of Hollywood’s greatest and most intensely watchable performers...”
I don’t even gaf if I seem like an oldhead. What else can you do but laugh at this shit?

Whew. Thanks.

Same. Second thought: what will these people do on camera to justify anyone watching? Go on fancy vacations? Sit around a carefully curated table and talk about... stuff? Maybe an unpopular position but I hate it when people use their children as entertainment content. I have hate-watched a few Kardashian episodes and…

A woman shouldn’t lose out on a lucrative job and this shouldn’t happen, but it keeps happening. I wouldn’t do this work for anyone without a carefully written contract and a lot of ground rules. A few people are replying that she was hired because of an OnlyFans account. These comments sound “neutral” enough but the…

If the “downfall” (really?) of this movie is MUNA and Bridgers’ But I’m A Cheerleader-riffing “Silk Chiffon” video, then I’m glad I haven’t seen those things. Or if I had, I’d like to think that I can mentally dismiss one while watching the other.

I can’t determine the gender of anyone here unless they reveal that. Whoever they are seemed to think that a man working for another man in this capacity was weird or unacceptable in some way.

Why don’t these men hire male assistants?
I remember the last time I suggested that here and the pushback was actually gross. The sentiment was basically “Why would a man want that job. Ew, that would make him, like, gay or something.” That was the implication.
It seems obvious to me why these famous men want a woman…

Oh well, restaurants have to take a lot of flack from yelpers, deserved or not.

Ha! Lol.
“Seat me now or I’ll play with your brain.”

I completely forgot about Spock. He’ll always be the superpower stealing psychopath to me. Very convincing.

I see stories like this and am reminded of the Black Mirror episode “Nosedive” and its “social credit” system. It still gives me nightmares because this is where we’re going. Possibly even nobodies like me will have to be very concerned about how our reputations preceede us. All the same, there’s no reason to mistreat…

There might have been some “You know who I am.”

Agree. He has found his metier but, mostly (imo), he’s a businessman. Nothing wrong with that. He likes money, he’s image-conscious. I can’t see him doing a movie like Snowpiercer; I didn’t even recognize Evans. Maybe someday he’ll try talk-show hosting. Tbh, he “gets up my nose” so I avoid him. I’ll watch Deadpool…

All big celebrities have been brands. What else was Marilyn Monroe? Not to mention so many of them got their starts literally working as adversisers.

The children of wealthy, influencial, famous people will always have a advantage, no matter what they choose to do. Hollywood doesn’t seem overwhelmed with the kids of A List celebs. I judge film actors differently than stage actors. Brilliantly scripted and produced movies can compensate for poor acting only so long.