I’ve been a firm Warren supporter pretty much since she announced. I’m ideologically progressive and voted for Bernie in ‘16. I’ll likely vote for him again when the NY primary rolls around.

pelosi still isnt a hero. we’ve had plenty of things to investigate trump over and she dragged her feet until she couldnt drag them anymore. and in doing so she’s made herself the face of the efforts of everyone but her’s.

I’ve started thinking of myself as a dark horse. I’m different from them in a good way. :P

Yeah, I found Pelaton-husband relevant only because, either intentionally or unintentionally, the director made Pelaton-husband the most aspirational part of the aspirational advertisement.

How do you go through life without a taint?  Yikes.

Dude... its the internet this will all be forgotten in a month anyways. It how these thinfs work. Just shut up and blend into the crowd of all the other thousands of conventionally attractive, but not leading man attractive, people who appear in commercials that we all fast forward through or flip away from. I’ve seen…

“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint,”

I love this article. I personally can’t stand this tradition and think it’s creepy af

Elf on a Shelf is hilarious if for no other reason than seeing parents that thought they could use Elf on a Shelf as a silent enforcer/stand-in for actual parenting get stuck doing it for weeks year after year.

This guy gets it.  Parties? Hell yeah.  Holidays? FUUUCK no.

My top one lesson from trying to host Thanksgiving one year:

Omg I JUST made a note for myself about doing something with those cookies today! Great minds!

I have no idea how a creep like Robin Thicke and Thyphoid Jenny McCarthy are on TV right now. They’re both has-beens to begin with, never mind their problematic histories with dating and vaccination. (I mean, Jenny McCarthy IS the face of the anti-vaxx movement).

Obligatory:

The idea of a monarchy at all is archaic so all of that wealth, prestige and privilege that was accumilated for doing nothing should be rejected if they really want to modernize anything.

Is baseball the one where one man massages his ball, while another man watches excitedly, stroking his long stick?

I wonder if we’re related. When I was a tween, someone in my family gave me an enormous coffee-table book on the life of Eva Peron... because I was into musicals and had asked for the cast album of Evita.

Oh shit.  My wife gets a lot of owl shit.  She must have mentioned that she liked owls to her family like 20 years ago, and that’s mostly what she gets, especially for our kids.  We’ve also gotten a lot of foxes.

But they are ruining the medium, on the business side at least. There’s nothing wrong with them, in principle: they’re just kind of crappy, generic, big budget, effects heavy movies.

My friend went on an Instagram crusade against all the influencers who were influencing by stepping all over/lying on/crushing California poppies. Then she expanded it to other people doing harmful things on public lands. (And made friends with @publiclandshateyou!) So no, their harm isn’t just contained to being rich…