I’ve been a firm Warren supporter pretty much since she announced. I’m ideologically progressive and voted for Bernie in ‘16. I’ll likely vote for him again when the NY primary rolls around.

Damn... while I really enjoy the inclusion of One Cut..., Ad Astra, and Endgame I just can’t get with the inclusion of Captain Marvel. It’s a fun, perfectly enjoyable, perfectly average movie... but “best”?

Fun anecdote related to this. I’m currently serving and for military retirement you can get a congratulatory letter from the sitting POTUS. A Lieutenant Commander (LCDR) was retiring, the letter was sent upon request of the Command Career Councilors unknown to the LCDR. The day it arrived in the mail he went to their…

When you retire from the military you get a big book looking thing with your service’s emblem on the cover, inside is the retirement document and an embossed certificate signed by the sitting president, but you can request the certificate be signed by any living president, and that’s a very popular request these days.…

pelosi still isnt a hero. we’ve had plenty of things to investigate trump over and she dragged her feet until she couldnt drag them anymore. and in doing so she’s made herself the face of the efforts of everyone but her’s.

I’ve started thinking of myself as a dark horse. I’m different from them in a good way. :P

It's shitty and exhausting to have to constantly tip-toe around the toxic assholes in SW these days. 

Yeah, I found Pelaton-husband relevant only because, either intentionally or unintentionally, the director made Pelaton-husband the most aspirational part of the aspirational advertisement.

How do you go through life without a taint?  Yikes.

Dude... its the internet this will all be forgotten in a month anyways. It how these thinfs work. Just shut up and blend into the crowd of all the other thousands of conventionally attractive, but not leading man attractive, people who appear in commercials that we all fast forward through or flip away from. I’ve seen…

“I currently sit here hoping that I’ll be able to continue auditioning for commercials without any taint,”

The point of the scene never was “the kid with the broom specifically is the future”, it was “there IS a future.”

I love this article. I personally can’t stand this tradition and think it’s creepy af

Elf on a Shelf is hilarious if for no other reason than seeing parents that thought they could use Elf on a Shelf as a silent enforcer/stand-in for actual parenting get stuck doing it for weeks year after year.

This guy gets it.  Parties? Hell yeah.  Holidays? FUUUCK no.

My top one lesson from trying to host Thanksgiving one year:

Omg I JUST made a note for myself about doing something with those cookies today! Great minds!

I have no idea how a creep like Robin Thicke and Thyphoid Jenny McCarthy are on TV right now. They’re both has-beens to begin with, never mind their problematic histories with dating and vaccination. (I mean, Jenny McCarthy IS the face of the anti-vaxx movement).

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