Personally, as a person that is currently old, i don’t think Pete Davidson is an idiot because college kids don’t know when to turn off their phones. I think Pete Davidson is an idiot because he acts like an idiot, all the time.

I think I would have titled this “Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole”

I saw the shortage coming and grabbed one last Monday at lunch. It was *pretty* good, but it’s still pretty much just a chicken sandwich.

They knew they had the possibility of being sanctioned and still chose to protest because these issues are so important to them. I applaud both of them for taking a stand despite the risks. Hirshland can fuck herself.

“I’d like to speak to your manager.”

Note to other athletes:
Protest.

DO NOT TAUNT APPLE FUN CARD.

This was great, sensitively researched and written. Bravo!

Who could have ever foreseen that filling your lungs with chemical cocktails could have harmful side effects?

In all honesty, who finds this news surprising?

“and I find myself heartened by living in a culture where the curiosities of the “nerd” have not only been normalized, but also reflected in mass-market entertainment like Marvel and Star Wars.”

I subscribe to the “The right time and place for IPAs is never and nowhere”

Yes, because it’s not always about the money you will earn with a degree. Advanced education broadens your world, introduces you to differing ideas, teaches you to think critically. It should challenge and inspire you. It should show you things you may not have had access to before. You should leave with a broader…

Goofy is Trump’s base.

Thurston and Lovey Howell for sure. Possibly the Skipper.

Neither Batman nor Stark ever would have voted for President Racist von Fuckup.

i think competitive eating is disgusting.

I appreciate that you didn’t condemn Joe Biden in this piece for having such a screwed-up son. Many people are implying (or outright saying) that Hunter’s actions reflect badly on his father. But by all accounts Joe, though he has many failings, was a good father when his kids were growing up. He became well known,…

Yesterday over drinks we were talking about famous people with punchable faces. For the life of me I couldn’t remember this particular persons name so I went with ‘the preacher (con artist) with the shit-eating melted wax Cumberbatch face’ everyone knew who I meant though we all forgot his name. Joel Osteen, Joel…

“They get sold a bill of goods by people (most often Boomers) who have done really well with the current system.”