They have Duck Dynasty and shows where people open storage containers—shouldn’t that be enough for them?

Supposedly, the show is for “that part of America they don’t make shows for,” whatever that means. 

I once briefly dated a JW girl who was looking for a way out but wasn’t sure how to do it. Her interest in me went from 0-60 in less than a week (and I’m not that interesting). I mean, during the work day she would email me every 15 minutes to report her status (“I’m getting up for a minute to get some water” “I have…

Joan Jett, Jane Wiedlin, Shirley Manson, Kim Deal.

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard one of his songs, because just hearing his milquetoast name is enough to put me to sleep. Blake Shelton. 🥱 Here we go. Nap time.

We should’ve seen the writing on the wall when she paired with Rossdale. Bush was the quintessential Grunge knock-off band that smoothed the edges of the style, discarded the substance, and put a blank pretty boy at the front to maximize market potential.

“Ex-girlfriend” and “New” are still bangers.

5a) In college, I worked for Pizzeria Uno, which served Chicago-style “pizza.” It’s like they were trying to make Detroit-style and accidentally dumped a box of Bisquick into the dough.

1) I agree. We drink Diet Coke and basically ruined beer with the proliferation of that rancid varietal known as the IPA.

The guy could turn water into wine. I think it’s more shocking that he was able to keep the number of apostles at 12.

Judas was a power bottom.

Not if you steep it with dried coconut flakes.

I don’t drink coffee.

Unless this book reveals that he’s secretly an agent for the Black Panther Party with a long-game plan of infiltrating and ascending to leadership of the KKK just so he can dismantle it from the inside, will there really be anything in this book shocking enough to turn his base against him? I mean, we’re not going to…

Science!

Jesus hung around with 12 dudes. Jut sayin’, statistically speaking . . .

It’s like that old saying, “Nobody on their deathbed ever said ‘I wish I’d spent more time hating gays’.”

While I agree that Earl Grey is terrible, that is the beginning and end of how much opinion on tea I will accept from the British. Consumption volume doesn’t equal validity of judgment. I mean, I can’t take anything seriously from a people who choose to drink English Breakfast. Would you trust my opinion on cheese if…

Stonewall by Martin Duberman. Nonfiction. It basically follows the lives of six people from diverse backgrounds from childhood, through the Sixties, their involvement in the Stonewall Riot, and the after effects.

I used to freeze my Bespin Han Solo figure in ice. After a few times, something happened to the plastic and his arms became very loose at the shoulder joint. He was never able to hold up a blaster again.