You should be aware that Simmons can’t really make a statement until the company, as a whole, responds to the request. Making any statement about the union’s request for recognition could be a potential unfair labor practice, particularly if any part of that statement could be construed as an attempt to interfere with…

> it’s the reason my daughter said “biscuit” before she said “cookie.”

You will all be assimilated, colonials.  

“Shaq, tell me how my cheese-covered feet taste”

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

Bushmills?

You think we’re tracking Alex Len in warmups but we’re really tracking gentrification.

This article is cursed

What? No.

No, that’s not correct. I respect that you see it that way, but that’s objectively and literally not what she is doing. She knows what she is doing and she is doing it on purpose. She is using Trumpian agitation tactics to score rhetorical goals on those she views as enemies.

“Freedom of Speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences.”

At a certain point, the league actually has to reign this in, don’t they? Actual suspensions for this? Because the Warriors really think they have the moral high ground here, and don’t seem to see any internal problem. It’s just a matter of time until one of them Nick Van Exels a ref into the scorers table.

Who wants to start a pool to bet on how long Burneko has had this article written up? Side bet on how he and Thompson agreed on who’d write it (my money is on a cage fight)

It’s not feasible.

He won his case because the jury felt that he was not making medical diagnoses, not because they believed he cured diseases. Basically, they didn’t think he presented himself as a doctor to clients. Further, he and his company signed a Consent Agreement and could no longer make any therapeutic or medical claims in the…

You’re a conspiracy theorist.

Duke deserved to lose to UCF and VT both, and they very nearly did. The notion that Michigan State somehow stole a win from a better Duke team is laughable. Duke lost 5 games in the regular season. They were barely squeaking by in the tournament. Losing out of the Elite 8 is just about right for that team. This loss…

Yeah, that’s what I don’t get. I didn’t see the game, watch that highlight, see Zion with the ball...and he passes it. I find Coach K as exhausting as the next guy, but there’s Zion with the ball in his hand.

The whole piece is bizarrely salty. It reads like it was written by Zion’s uncle or something. Zion didn’t attack after a pick and roll and passed RJ the ball on a must score possesion. RJ missed a pretty good look. With very little time left after the out of bounds, RJ attacked and drew a foul. Doing so in that…

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

The 10 feet over the rim thing is meaningless. Durant was holding him, and there is no “uncatchable” rule in basketball.