Carbon tax and build higher!

Awesome! Sounds like a terrific scene. That’s how we do it: if the insecure little babymen try to push you out of the scene you love, say Fuckem and make a new one.

Infighting IS the cause.

Why isn’t there a HIGHLIGHT TRUTHERS tag, Deadspin?

I don’t know anything about his other policies, but good for him!

What do we want?!

So, do you say “JPheg” because the P in JPEG stands for “Photograph”?

No. This guy is a pictures guy, not a linguist. Creating something that uses an acronym does not give you license to bend the rules of language.

No Bills Girl chugging 6 beers? No Kangaroo Punch? Sad!

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

“[T]he Huskies won their 87th consecutive game...That puts the team only three wins away from breaking their previous win streak record of 90 games between 2008 and 2010, teams led by Maya Moore.”

your cat died

I consider it one of my prouder pop culture achievements that I went to college in the 1990's and, to this day, I can’t name a single song by Phish and wouldn’t recognize one if I heard it.

Snoo Snoo is what the Amazons from the Planet of the Amazons on Futurama call sex. That said, the original comment made no sense at all.

He should have been wearing his helmet.

He took something that many would be embarrassed to do. Owned it, made it his. Now they cheer him instead of making fun.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

I have fact checked the Gingrich story. As it turns out, although his wife had had cancer (for which she needed both chemo and surgery) she had actually recovered from the cancer and was simply having surgery on an additional, but benign, tumor that had been discovered when Gingrich visited her in the hospital to…

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

I don’t know who to believe. The girl seems kind of two-faced.