Relax, white guy.

Hard to believe GMG is not long for this world with such quality content like this.

So, is it $18 or $24?

So, is it $18 or $24?

Kirk Minihane’s job involves punching down, picking on marginalized groups, and harassing any critics to come on his radio show so they can be cornered and berated. If a critic chooses not to fill some airtime by getting ambushed, Kirk calls them a coward and gets his followers to harass them.

Can I say thank you for this? I always thought my endless search for a very good FGT recipe seemed silly to outsiders, but I cannot stress the difference between a crispy, well made FGT and the standard, too-soggy type.

Go back and re-read what you just wrote. 

She’s racist, but not as racist as other racists.

He doesn’t suck at his job, so I think he’s good.  

Happy Friday, Hamilton!

I mean... kinda

You are one billion percent objectively correct.  And your recipe is pretty much bang on what I use myself.

The guy on the juice, followed by the other guy on the juice, narrowly beating out the third guy on the jui--fuck that sport is awful.  

How much longer does Deadspin have?

Yo—do NOT fucking tell me how to live my life. 

Great article.  

Chill, Shitehawk.

“Yele Haiti!”

You’re a shitty person  

Barry is the GOAT.  At me.  

Wut