Black panther’s Monday was a holiday. Star wars’s Monday wasn’t. May have something to do with it.

Coke? What is this, 1998?

Yeah, but what’s your stance on bleu cheese v ranch? I think they’re pretty much the same.

It’s just schtick. A performance. None of it is real.

if an insecure person calls another person very fragile, do they both just cancel each other out?

Wait, a dude with the name Zack has the temerity to drop a “Chad” on that other dude? Ballsy move.

America has five percent of the world’s mass shootings, and yet 31 percent of the world’s mass shootings. 

THE LUUUUDES!!

Jesus, you need to get out more.

You’re showing your ass, Albert.

Foodspin Albert was much better. He made more sense.

Lot of things to get worked up about, Jack. This ain’t one of ‘em.

That you’re not a smart man, Forrest.

“Make do.”

The union is spineless and without resolve.

Maybe don’t joke about strokes?

Not sure you know what face sitting is...

Fuck you, Chobani is awesome.

Jeez, you’re being...kind of a prick here, Nick.

Except Jon Lester actually DID throw to first.