When Nate Silver offers to pay for your wedding, then maybe take him up on his playlist suggestions. Until then, do whatever the hell you want and feel free to ignore listicle jockeys whose mission in life is to try & tell you what not to do.

Boeing is headquartered in Chicago.

Hey i watched his special. I laughed. Based on the millions he made, or the crowd feedback, or the fact that its the most watched netflix comedy special i would say...at least one other person besides myself considers them jokes.

Eyewitness reports: comedian still telling jokes. More at 11.

Please Don’t pander to me, seriously. It’s insulting to me and every reader here who knows better You tried to put one over on us twice and you’re still doing it, still brutalizing the English language to leave “from Russia” in there when it has no fucking business being in there.

Holy shit, I feel like I just found bigfoot.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

From DDayMuseum.co.uk

It was under our command, we supplied you with the food and material, and we saved your asses from Montgomery fucking everything up.

Extreme Makeover: Le Mans Edition

Throwing the gravel trap under the bus.

Bus stop chicane. Job done.

A friendly reminder that children who molest other children have frequently been molested themselves.

The Oregonian used inappropriate terms in their reporting. Heimlich was handled as a juvenile. He did not “plead guilty,” rather he made an “admission.” He was not “convicted,” but rather “found within the jurisdiction” of the juvenile court. These terms are important because a juvenile adjudication is a lot…

This man is doing the Lord’s work

old man yells at cloud. social media is great if used correctly. if used to repost farmville requests or stolen memes, thats not correctly.

“Hi, I’m George. I’m unemployed and I live with my parents”.

Haven’t you ever watched Anchorman?

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