Because it’s awesome.

Stuntman Mike approves! 

Fixed. C’mon, have some integrity.

Since Muslims are banned, what would happen if a Muslim from, say, Turkey wanted to come to this country?

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25.76@35mph in the quarter. Obviously.

You guys got owned by Ted Cruz

Curiously absent in every Republican military budget increase:

HIT THE PACE CAR

Bring back the Lumina!

Shh! Gawker doesn’t care about facts!

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

Yea I was going to say thats a pretty big stretch there.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

Fiat 124 is Always The Answer

I’m Sidney Ponson, yes I’m the real Ponson
All you other Sidney Ponsons are full of nonson
So won’t the real Sidney Ponson, please tweet Curt,
Please tweet Curt,
Please tweet Curt

There is no meaningful way for them to prevent this, aside from disabling mobile phones while they’re mobile. I’m so tired of living in a world where the lowest common denominators set the standards for EVERYTHING. If those people weren’t on their phones they would have been reading the newspaper or a book or doing…

Looks like it’s time for the tech companies to start hiring gun lobbyists to make sure they also can’t get sued for individual dumbassery which may involve the products they produce...