#notallpatsfans

*gazes longingly at picture of Elizabeth Warren*

Sounds science-y, but if your testicles are touching your calves, I think you have bigger problems than bat wings. :)

Testicular asphyxiation - the silent killer.

#NotAllTesticles

Your disbelief that anything bad can possibly happen in a frat leads me to believe that while you read the article, the words just skimmed over the top of your brain and floated straight out of your ears. You basically missed the primary critique—that bad things do happen everywhere, but that the priviledge and…

there are some P R E S S ED ass white people in these comments. jesus christ.

Thanks. And I'd believe you unless you also stole all my tax monies to build a fucking playground for yourself and you then you charged people to enter "your" playground and also charged obscene amounts for food and drinks there instead of, you know, using public money for schools, bridges, roads, hospitals, and such.

Here's the thing. I agree with everything C.K. said. Who fucking cares? But...the Pats and the NFL need to own it:

The crown is not yours to offer. You haven't had it since 2004.

He fucked up.
But he wasn't the defense that played lights out for 3 quarters then completely shit the bed in 6 minutes giving away 3 TDs, 2 in 44 seconds.

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH COME ON!!!

That poor bastard

Beer just came out of my nose I was laughing so hard....thank you for this, it made my day!

If it's any consolation, your confession made me laugh harder than anything I've seen on the internet all week.

In the book he had sex a lot. And smoked a shit ton of weed. The book is really a better version because they don't make him into the Magical Developmentally Disabled Person so much.

Catherine O'Hara=goddess

"Is it really BETTER THAN PULP FICTION?"

When I haunt you I promise I'll only do it on Friendster.